Nothing Happens
Press an apparatus, level your phone, and document the complete absence of practical consequences in this deliberately pointless iPhone entertainment app.
How to use it
On the Lab tab, press or hold the circular apparatus to record a non-event and its Meaningless Coefficient. For the level test, keep the on-screen dot centered for two seconds.
Records and achievements
The Records tab shows total presses, time wasted, streaks, a seven-day chart, and achievements. All research records stay on the device.
Nothing Happens Plus
Plus is a one-time purchase that adds laboratories, advanced meaningless statistics, apparatus naming, and extra achievements. If a previous purchase is not recognized, select Restore Purchases in Settings.
Contact
If a problem continues, email us with your device model, iOS version, and the steps that reproduce it.
Requires iOS 17 or later.